Vaseline

I'm not quite sure what it is that has me so hooked on this petroleum jelly. Maybe it's the pure pleasure of dipping my finger in a gooey jar of junk or the refreshing satsifaction of lathering the gunk over my lips that has me hooked on this wonder substance. I mean it really is amazing all that Vaseline does for the profit of mankind, especially that part of the human species which neglects themselves and therfore suffers from severe dry and often crusted skin. I fall under the dry and crusted skin category and can first handedly witness of the effectiveness of Vaseline: premium petroleum jelly. My once crusted over lips have been rescued by this substance, and my dry caked elbows have had many cracks filled by Vaseline. But the realy testimony of the petroleum jelly can be told simply by the great improvement of my bear like feet. Yes! my callouses are diminshing!